BFF Troll

A real internet troll that acts as a friend. 

Finally a friend who responds like that heist movie in Boston 'who's car are we taking?' 

This troll is the friend you always needed, they will call, email, text, comment, DM whatever you need.

For instance, say you need an emergency call on a bad date or a referral for a new job that wont impact your current job.

Let this troll be the bearer of bad news, the messenger who gets killed. This is the person you can say is spreading gossip.

Need someone to take the blame and get you out of hot water?

As always, no hate speech or cyber bullying.