The Three Most Requested Internet Trolls

The Three Most Requested Internet Trolls

 

1. Ghosts - Trolls have quickly become the most effective ghost hunters in the world. Doesn't have to be spooky season or even nighttime. These ghosts are all over your favorite dating apps and can strike at any time. 

What can a Troll do to a ghost? Well for instance just one of the simple ways to get results has been, the next thirst trap picture they post can be met with comments asking about their behavior. The idea is not to prove they are guilty, it is to put a shadow of doubt out there to protect the innocent. 

 

2. Rivals - The people who Pay The Troll Toll monthly are brand owners. They love to point out their competition's shortcomings and any dishonesty. The Trolls do a great job of pointing out things like a product's actual country of origin or when a business has existing lawsuits that the general public should know about. 

The best example is when a table top brand needed to let the world know that their business competition actually had a proven toxic product, they called in The Trolls to advertise heavily to the toxic company's audience. It made headlines. 

 

3. Time - Wasting another person's time is a goal The Trolls have frequent requests for. An eye for an eye in a way, as most purchasers felt their time was wasted. A mild inconvenience, but for sure a way to feel right about a situation. The Trolls go to great lengths to ask the right questions to keep a conversation going while also needing actual brain power to answer. 

This story may have been shared too much by the marketing team, it is still the best use of time wasting. A person felt like they spent too much time interviewing for a job that ultimately never existed it was a way a business justified a current employee's salary. Well a Troll called those interviewers and offered them an opportunity to interview for a job, they lost two hours of their day to interviewing and how ever much time they spent thinking about the fictitious job. 

 

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