Hire Internet Trolls
Pay The Troll TollNeed justice? Want someone to do your dirty work? Wish someone would just say the obvious? Send in the Trolls!!!
The service that at one point was only available to celebrities, is now for everyone.
TrollToll puts you in charge of your own internet Troll army. You have unlimited resources at your disposal for up to 30 days. Choose your solution today to get started. Whether it was a business or a person, we have a Troll for you. Our service exists in that grey area between needing a lawyer and feeling like a doormat. Big businesses, larger corporations and the 1% of the 1% are going to get away with things, but we can at least make sure they are mildly inconvenienced and more importantly learn something. Your information will always remain completely private. We are U.S. based and ready to take on your project.
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Hire Your Troll Army
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The Social Media Troll
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The Classic Troll
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The Classic Troll: Unhinged
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The Fixer Troll
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Why Do You Need An Internet Troll?
Some examples:
Someone won't stop commenting the same thing
Someone stole your idea
Someone never called/texted back
Someone is misleading others
Someone is scamming others
Someone treated you poorly and new people in their life need to be warned.
We've all been there. We want to say something, but we are kind and decent so the idea of it coming back to us isn't worth it. Our Trolls live to say the thing everyone is thinking. They want to push buttons. It isn't about teasing, or starting fights - it's the art of subtlety. That elephant in the room will be mentioned.